We've been away from the Interwebs. But the fact that we are suddenly no longer Virgos is bulls--t.
gq:
braiker:
timeoutnewyork:
villagevoice:
washingtonpoststyle:
gq:
Wait, we’re a LEO now? Hells. No.
VIRGO 4 LIFE.
So Virgos are at the helm of the GQ, Newsweek and Washington Post tumblrs? Hmmm.
And I’m the sole mo-fo who’s an Aries, manning down the V.V. Tumblr. The showdown begins. Or, wait. Am I Pisces now? TO HELL WITH THAT.
Aquarius-turned-Capricorn here. Should I care? Or should I just be happy that I no longer have to associate myself with that damn Fifth Dimension song?
YOUR SIGN HAS NOT CHANGED! Rest easy, my gentle lambs.
Braiker, please, give us a fixed link, pal!
EASTERN SEABOARD NEW MEDIA GEEKS BE FREAKIN’ THE FUCK OUT!
Calm DOWN everyone. Nothing has changed. This ‘new’ development isn’t new at all; it’s just using Sidereal astrology, which is drawn based on the “Earth’s position in relation to the constellations, while tropical astrology (which is adopted by the majority of Western astrologers) believes that the starting point is when the position of the Sun against the background of stars coincides with the Northern hemisphere vernal equinox.”
As you were.
kindly get your French butt back to the game; it’s been your move for the last 15hrs.
