“They’re all the same, these machines. They’re all made from the same Asian suffering.”
Louis CK on buying electronics, from Louie
“Who’s number one? Who is still a legend? Me. Everyday. All day.”
“You’re less likely to get laid after dinner if your wine is a screw-top.”
Anthony Bourdain to Eric Ripert
“The Artist is fucking winning every single award. How’s that happening? I think it’s kind of bullshit to be totally honest. I thought we created the whole Foreign Film category to stop this shit from happening. Let them fight it out amongst themselves. Did we learn nothing from Roberto Benigni?!
WE CAN’T COMPETE WITH THEM! They display a level of angst we’re too fat to display.”
Seth Rogen at Spirit Awards
“I honestly bet that Brett Ratner really wished he was organizing the Grammys because they seem much more forgiving than the Oscars. Seriously, you say a few hateful things and they don’t let you within a 100 yards of the Oscars. But you can literally beat the shit out of a nominee and they ask you to perform TWICE at the Grammys.”
Seth Rogen at tonight’s Spirit Awards
“The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths.”
“If I hear another person in their fifties with a ponytail tell me ‘they’re not gonna vote this year because they couldn’t get a public option,’ I will SCREAM. […]
We need his calm, we need his correction, and we need his leadership. His temperament ALONE, is enough to keep him in the Oval Office.”
Andrew Sullivan on HardBall, defending his defense of Obama
In all fairness, he did apologize for the ‘ponytail’ bit, declaring himself a “general supporter” of them.